I am just a simple woman that loves my friends to death. They are what keep me coming back to Year Book. I am a very honest person. If you ask me a question, expect a truthful answer. I will not lie to you to make you happy. If you are looking for someone to tell you what you want to hear, I am probably not the person to ask. I am usually a happy person BUT I recently lost my dad and tend to have mood swings at this time in my life. I miss him so much :o'( Sending Hugs to my friends...
A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ME:
My name is not Baby or anything similar to that! I have a name and would prefer if you would use it. Please don't ask me for my email, phone # or IM id. You don't need to give me yours either. I won't use them. I hate to sound so rude but it seems like some people think that since I have a profile on here that I am looking for a relationship. That is not the case at all.... I am here for friends only! Thank you for respecting my wishes and I hope that we will become great friends!
One more thing.....I send flirts for Lunch Money. I use the VIP Masser to do that. If you are a woman and you get a flirt from me... you don't have to worry... I DON'T WANT YOU. I don't find anything wrong with it but I am not gay or even bi-sexual. I am sorry if you are offended by getting a flirt from a woman.. If you don't want them then delete me from your friends list. I can't pick and choose which people to send them to and most of my friends appreciate the lunch money..... I think that covers it all for now... Have a wonderful day! :~)
I am back.. It seems that I forgot to address another issue here. If you are a woman and you think I want your man.. YOU ARE 100% WRONG! I don't need crazy people threatening my life because their husband gets massed auto's from me. If I truly cause issues in your marriage then you need to have your husband delete me. Just in case you missed this when I said it the first time, I am going to say this one last time... I AM HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY! Now.. maybe that covers it all.. for now anyway.. I hope... Take care! :o)~
My Lady Liberty worth L$ Priceless From: All the men and women whom sacrificed there lifes for FREEDOM because you can not put a price on freedom and may we always be blessed with freedom!
My Lady Liberty worth L$ Priceless From: All the men and women whom sacrificed there lifes for FREEDOM because you can not put a price on freedom and may we always be blessed with freedom!
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IT CAN BE TUESDAY EVERYDAY IF IT MEANS I GET TO KEEP HIM!!!
HOT! HOT! HOT!
Heidi, I seached for comments and signs to send your way, but the best that I can find are in these words; Thanks for being You and such a good Friend. Smiles-Hugs-Kisses for one who is so deserving of them.
This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.
The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the guy asks, "Well isn't there anything that you can give me?" The bartender says, "I've got this parrot over there in the corner, sitting on a perch, with no legs.
The guy interested by this asks how the parrot stays on the perch with no legs. The bartender tells the guy that the parrot just raps his dick around the perch.
The guy is amazed by this and agrees to take the bird home. On the trip home he asks the parrot if he can talk. The parrot says, "Sure I can talk!"
The guy thinks for a second and then says, "I've got a job for you. I have to go to work tomorrow and my wife will be home alone all day long. I want you to watch her and tell me everything that happens while I'm gone. The only person other than my wife scheduled to be there is the milk man."
The parrot agrees to watch the man's wife. The next morning the guy leaves for work, leaving only his wife and the parrot at home. Later that evening the man returns home and asks the parrot what his wife did all day.
Parrot: "Within an hour after you left the milk man appeared. Your wife walked to the door, dressed in her bathrobe and let him in. Right away they started kissing!"
Man: "Then what happened after that?"
Parrot: "They started taking each other's clothes off."
Man: "And then what?"-getting more angry
Parrot: "Your wife started jacking him off!"
Man: "What next?"-really steamed by this time
Parrot: "She started giving him a blow job!"
Man: "And what then, did they do anything else?"
Parrot: "I don't know by that time I got a hard on, and fell off my perch!"