A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this check here for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I couldn't stand it." The man says "Hey alls what I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank is depositing this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season. This isnt for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nations Capital. A search for a virgin continues. There was no problem,however, finding asses to fill the stable.
I hereby place u under arrest for violating code 0569 - distracting public with your extreme good looks & sex appeal....Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom