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Nearing the end of my mass sender trial...here's some more L$ for Causes.

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "Warning: One
Of These Watermelons Contains Cyanide!

The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "Now There Are Two!"
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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Have a Safe and Happy 4th!!

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