A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "Warning: One
Of These Watermelons Contains Cyanide!
The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "Now There Are Two!"
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.
Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:
"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.
Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:
"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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AS THE WEEK END DRAWS CLOSE THINK OF THIS::::
WE GET SO BUSY GETTING THE GRILL READY; FOOD; MUSIC;
AND SIT BACK. WE CAN WATCH FOOTBAL; NASCAR; WHATEVER
YOU FEEL YOU WANT TO SEE.
WE HAVE FRIENDS OVER TO JUST HANG OUT.
WE SLEEP LATE, STAY UP LONGER.
WE DO SO MUCH ON THE 4TH OF JULY.
I PRAY THAT WHATEVER YOU DO WILL BE SAFE;
HAPPY; FUN' WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
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AS WE ENJOY THE 4TH OF JULY, I HOPE YOU WILL STOP
FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES IN HONOR OF THOSE THAT
HAVE DIED AND THOSE THAT STILL FIGHT, SO WE MAY
BE FREE.