Feet. . . are. . .GROSS!

GROSS IAN!

Never shall we speak of them ever again.

EVER

Ha ha.

"And the redheads are nice but most of them don't shave. . . "

XD

Lmao.

I wanna be the receptionist for some kind of "escorts" in Vegas.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

"Are you sure you want her to be blonde? We all know brunnettes do it better."

Bwhahahahaha.

I think working the Suicide Hotline is secretly your dream job.

C'mon, don't lie.

Ha ha ha.

Ian: "Sucide Hotline, please kill yourself, we don't care about you anyway. *click*"

I'd rather Earth collapse right now then live with all these hormonal teenage freakaziod loserpants assholes.

I want a picture of this incident.

And then I think we should post it on websites.

And you can get all those dyke looking transvestite emo girls to want to be with you. :D

Ha ha.

Ian an emo.

That puts a funny image in my head.

I can so see you wearing eyeliner.

Obviously.

You want to pursue other women?

What?

I don't know.

For some reason I have a very one dimential view of you in relationships.

A faithful, freaky, horny Ian.

Wait, so you've been tenpted to cheat before?

You're a gemini.

And you don't have that problem.

Do you?

Yeah, but I do admit. When it comes to relationships I simply suck.

it's really hard for me to be faithful.

even with Jarimiah, I had a lot of temptations. Josh, Trevor, Anthony. . .

I didn't give in.

But damn, it shouldn't be that hard since I did love him.

I guess I'm just not good at this.

Which is why I think that guys that are looking for relationships need to avoid me.

I'm really bad at them.

Y'know?

It's like a fish trying to fly.

I have to admit. . .

Until Jarimiah, last year I dated like a guy.

Tigger thought I was a player.

And I kind of was.

I cheated on a lot of people.

I think there's only been one relationship where I haven't cheated.

But it's a revenge thing.

Hurt them before they hurt me.

Because I probably would say that. Or something like "No relationship talk. Make out with me!"

But the more boys I kiss.

The worse they get.

D;

People just don't know how to make out these days.

-_-;

I think they should offer a class or something.

Murr.

Yeah, I'm avoiding relationships.

Not my thing.

I'm more of a. . . make-out. . .

thing. XD

Maybe not.

Maybe I should've said yes and then changed my mind.

I don't know.

it kind of killed the evening.

He saved for a long time. -_-;

Made me feel bad because by the end of the night he was asking if I wanted a relationship.

And I had to be honest and say no.

-_-;

I felt so bad.

haha.. yep yep..!

sooo, do you really think it burns when a vampire bites youu?? xD

xD
Fer shurr!! haha.

Oh my God, Ian.

I'm not even with my guy

And he took me to Rodizo's. . .

A STEAKHOUSE.