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A Programmer and an Engineer

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5. Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"

This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out five dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer.

Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends email to his co-workers -- all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

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A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Message from Q:
I think I had read this passage before but it was not written on Psalm 129. Who of you knows where to find this passage in the Bible?

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Add a Litte Water

This father from Europe was visiting his son in America. They are in this Giant Food Store going up and down the aisles.

Dad: "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, on a different aisle, Dad said, "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"

Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, on a different aisle, Dad said, "Und give a look here!! Baby Powder!! Vat a country, vat a country!!!"

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Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.


Daughter: Mom, my classmate took a peek on my underwear while we were in the class.
Mom: WTF! what did you do then?
Daughter: I removed it and hide it inside the bag so that he wont see it.


Wife: Honey, will you buy me a bra?
Husband: There's no need hun, they are small anyway.
Wife: Then why are you wearing a brief?


Rape case in the court
Attorney: Miss, can you describe the guy who raped you?
Girl: Yes. He's very ugly, he has bad breath, his ears are like those of a rat, malnourished and i think he hasnt eaten anything in months and finally he has a small penis.
Attorney: Could you please stop insulting me?


2 nuns being raped by 2 goons
Nun #1: OMG, please forgive them for they dont know what they are doing!
Nun #2: For mine, he knows exactly what he's doing.

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