"Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth."
For those that may or may not know my real name is Princess Montgomery, but I'd prefer you call me Pea or Lil Mahmuh, either one is fine with me. I'm 22 actually I just turned 22 on July 9th so for those of ya'll that didn't tell me happy birthday you better not make the same mistake twice lmao....
I like to kick it with my friends and just act plain dorkish. I really don't care about what people think of me. never have, never will, but basically I'm an all around cool person that just like to have fun without being involved in drama.
I'm very well liked so please don't judge me before getting to know me. most people who do decide to get to know me, end up pretty much shocked because I'm nothing like what they may have thought. but that just goes to show you that you should never judge a book by its cover.
I just gotta say to those men who keep thinking I'm a "gold digger" ask yourself this have I ever asked you for anything? the answer is no, and will I ever ask you for anything? the answer is still no. I pay my rent, utilities, car note, I pay to get my hair done, my nails done, toes sometimes lol and everything else that needs to be paid I pay it so I don't need a man for no money. I'm a self made chick that doesn't have to ask a nukka for shit!!! remember that....
My parents are still together( thank you Jesus) I really don't know what I'd do if they ever decide to go their separate ways. It'll be very hard for me. As most people know I have four brothers and unfortunately I'm the only girl at first it really sucked, but hey I have the advantage and the ball is in my court if you know what I mean
I'm just an ordinary young lady with my own shit along with my own problems, So you adding to my problems is Strongly not recommended. I'm very open minded and I'm usually not quick to judge, I at least try to give everyone a chance to show me what they are about. and I got to admit I have amazing eye site and I see almost everything . So please don't think that you're getting over on me cause 9/10 I saw your ass. There's a saying that you cannot slick a can of oil. Just think of me as that damn can because I'm the slickest lmao joking.
Everyone who knows me would tell you that I'm very outspoken and for some reason I just can't seem to stress that enough.It seems like a lot of people like to "sugarcoat" and thats not me. I will always keep it real with you no matter what the consequences are. If you cannot except real then you are classified as a fake mofo.point blank.
I'm not your average girl, I'm not easy, nor am I easily persuaded. I have my own mind, and once I've made my mind up there's no turning back, I don't give in to peer pressure, I am the peer pressurer. lol joking.I always try to do the right thing, but I'm human too and sometimes I let my attitude get the best of me. I'm not a fighter, but I never back down from no one, Never!!!. and if push came to shove I pack a 38 on me all damn day, and I'm not afraid to use it, nor do I hope to use it.
I'm very spontaneous I love doing things out of the ordinary. sticking to the same script tends to get a little boring. I like acting goofy and crazy some times, for example ,and this is real talk. If I'm in my car and i see an unfamiliar person, or familiar person walking. I'll hollar out my car at them just cause I want to and start acting all retarded lol. I don't know why, but my friends and I be killing that shit. and when some one thats ugly approaches me with game.I act as if i have turret syndrome and just start yelling out shit for no damn reason. And one time I even acted as if i was having a seizure lol. I'm not quite sure why in the hell I did that one, but hey, dude left me the fuck alone so i was happy about that. Hell he lucky I didn't have any alka seltzer because I would've taken that to a whole new level, foaming at the mouth and shit lmao.
I'm a huge prankster.I love pranks, and I love to wrestle ummm friendly wrestle not that whole" I'm trying to kill you" wrestling shit. then I gotta pull my 38 out. But nah seriously. Oh yeah, did I mention I hoop? cause thats just me right there all damn day and I promise you that if any one of ya'll think you can take me please hollat me cause for real I'm on fye round this mofo and my defense is so tight ion think nobody can shake me. call me Mrs. Jordan, or Mrs. J either 1 is fine cause I be shaking deez fools on the court. they don't wan t none of this roflmao!
I'm a person with flaws, I don't try to hide behind them. I acknowledge them and try my best to work on them. Like I stated previously I'm straight forward and some of the things that I have on my page is strictly so my friends can have some idea as to who I really am. There is nothing in my life that I'm ashamed of. I'm not a perfectionist,but I do realize everything that isn't right and I work my hardest to make things right. I'm not a pretender I don't have to pretend that I have this or that. I've always had the things that I need and the things that I've wanted. And it's gone stay that way.
There are only 6 things on earth that I'm afraid of and thats (1)God (2)My Mom (3)My Dad (4) My Nana (5) Death (6) Sexual Transmited disease. Other than that I'm fucking fearless lmao.I cant cook that good, but shit I'm trying I've burned up alot of food, along with some pots and pans lmao. but when I do learn how its gone be on. especially if me and my man living together I'll be cooking that fancy shit like hotdogs and hamburgers lmao joking.....nah, I'm serious lol
Ummm, this ain't no biography so I'm done,and if you wanna know something else a
about me, guess what? I ain't telling you shit else cause i just told your ass the first hour and 25 minutes of a movie.and either your ass just too damn nosy , or you work for the feds and I don't know nothing lol..anyway hollat me on a higher level...dueces...
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!!! ;)
US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7 . To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting & just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person & know who you are before you try & know someone else & expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends & good friends!!!
You have been tagged by the Green Dog!
You will have good luck for two years if you send this to 8 people or more. And if this is sent back to you then you are a true friend