The Kitchen Bitch
>
>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
>with his new electric train in the living room.
>
>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
>who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all
>of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
>train...cause we're going down the tracks."
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
>to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>train..but I want you to use nice language."
>
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
>his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
>
>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
>was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard
>her little darl ing continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember,
>there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
>relaxing journey with us today."
>
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitc
The Kitchen Bitch
>
>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
>with his new electric train in the living room.
>
>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
>who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all
>of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
>train...cause we're going down the tracks."
>
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
>to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>train..but I want you to use nice language."
>
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
>his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
>
>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
>was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard
>her little darl ing continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember,
>there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
>relaxing journey with us today."
>
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitc