
SUZIE
November 24, 2008 07:13 PM
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DEAR FRIEND, LUNCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
ALL IS WELL HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!.
LOVE, HUGS, KISSES AND SMILES ALWAYS ~ SUZIE
SUZIE'S SUNDAY SILLIES AND SPECIALS
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Subject: ( Turkey )
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers
a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a
Piece of ass for Thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Denver and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she
shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't
do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for
Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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If YoU hAvEn'T sEeN mY vIdEoS PlEaSe Do!
LOVE HUGS SMILES AND KISSES ~ SUZIE
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