Well, Lets start from the beginning. My Name is Elizabeth Shandel Dollberg My Nickname is Ellie. I was Born In Brooklyn, New York. And My Date Of Birth is March 7th 1990
Have a great 4th of july!! where/when are you seeing the fireworks?
Twitter.com/LCTV and if you have a youtube & like mashups/brit
add http://www.youtube.com/user/britneycircustv1
Daily quote: "Love is like a box of chocolate, Some loves/chocolates are disgusting, they make you want to gag, and some loves/chocolates are so mouth watering, delicious, you just can't get enough of them."
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
"Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML"
"Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML"
"Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML"
"Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML"