Before you admire me just know that i'm GAY yes I suck dick so girls for you to admire me would be kinda pointless seeing as how I normally skip you anyway xD so yeah I'm 18 my names Rodney i'm pretty sweet to get to know so like hit me up x] my about me is better on my pro so read it k? :]
First Off Before You Read Anymore I TYPE ALOT! And Yes I'm GAY It Means I Suck Dick, Don't Like That? If So, Press Alt+Left. Girls This Means I Dun Like Your Vajajay Ok? But We Can Still Be Friends =D Ok So Now If You Havent Been Scared Off By The Fact That I Like The Cock Then Let's Continue.
Well Hello There Human Person Thingy I'm Rodney For Those Of You Too Brain Dead To Look At My Display Name x] So Lets See... Ok Once Upon A Time There Was A Boy Named Rodney And He Typed Stuffs On His Profile And Then Everyone Like Died.. Very Tragic.. THE END! o..O;; Yes I'm A Dork Thank You For Noticing :D Oh! You Want To Know More About Me Correct? Boy Do I Feel Special ^^ Ok Well I'm Kind Of A Big Deal.. People Know Me..Lol Well I'm An Average Gay Boy Yes I Like Boys (: I Know Shocker Right? Your All Like NO WAY!, And Please If Your An Annoying Girl Who Leaves The Same Comments As Every Other Girl On The Internet (You Know The Typical Hey Your Cute Or Hit Me Up Shit..) Then I Will Squash You With My Girl Swatter :P Hm.. Oh! I Like To Fix Things Up Lol Like This Profile Was All Fixed Up By Me Cause I Got Skillzz And You Don't So HA! xD. Oh As You Noticed I Type The First Letter Of Almost Every Word With A Capital xD Its An Annoying Habit >.< I Only Type Like That For My Profiles. Haha I'm A Spice Girls Fan Boy Lol Remember The Days When You Would Hear Wannabe On The Radio And You Would Just Like Bust Out Dancing? I Miss Those Days Lol Hm.. Oh! I'm Not Fake Haha I'm A Real Boy! It's True! Want Proof? Look In My Pics I Have Signs Or Check Out My Vids On Youtube :] Yes I Look Like A Dork In Them I know!! Haha I'm Also A Big Narutard (Naruto Fan Boy) If You Hadn't Noticed Already. And I'm Also Obsessed With Pirates Of The Caribbean. Hm.. What Else Can I Say About Myself? Well I'm Very Blunt Like If Your Wearing Some Jeans And Your Like "Rodney Do These Make My Ass Look Fat?" I'll Probably Be Like "YUP! They Make You Look Like Your Ass Is About To Self Destruct In T Minus 5 Seconds..4...3.." xD I'm An Emo Boy Non Conforming As Can Be You'd Be Non Conforming Too If You Looked Just Like Me, I Have Paint On My Nails And Makeup On My Face.. Etc.. (You Get The Picture) Oh Your Probably Wondering If This Totally Awesome Boy Has Msn?.. Well Yes He Does! Haha But I Only Give It Out If You Have A Penis (No That Doesn't Include You Girls Who Recently Got A Penis) Yes I Only Add Boys Sorry Ladies. The Reason Why? Well Most Of You Are Fucking Annoying, MOST Not All So If I Think Your Cool I Might Add You To It.. MIGHT! Not Will! xD I Have Aim, Msn, And Yahoo But Only Really Use Msn Lol. I Live In This Boring City Called Westminster And Its Uber Lame So If You Live Nearby And Would Like To Chill Let Me Know xD, So Yea Like Talk To Me I Know You Want To! Don't Deny It! If Not Then Why Are You Still Reading? o..O? You Must Like Be Uber Bored And Have Run Out Of Things To do xD Ok So.. Oh Look Its Jack Sparrow Kissing Jeffree Star! -Runs Away-
What I LOVE
What Does This Gay Boy Like You Ask? Well Loads Of Things (Haha Loads.. Get It?.. No?.. You Suck >..>) I Love Any Guy That Can Take A Picture Of Himself In Boxers (Or Nothing At All) And Not Feel Ashamed Thats My Kind Of Guy x], I Have A Thing For Blue Eyed Boys Haha They Are Just Like... GORGEOUS They Get Me Everytime! xD, Music Aka My Spice Girls :D, Naruto (Well Actually I Prefer Sasuke Cause He's Orgasmic But Yea Haha), Inuyasha (I've Seen Every Episode + The Movies), Boys Who Were Eyeliner And Snakebites (Gah Yummy! *..*), Cars (Yes Gays Can Like Cars >..>), Fashion (Any Guy Who Has A Sense Of Style), Great Personalities, Sense Of Humor (QUACK!!.. Did You Laugh?.. Perfect! x]), Hiking, Chatting, Nature, Tight Cloths (You Know We Emo Boys Look Hot In Them x]), Designing (Like Layouts And Stuffs hehe), Singing, Dancing (Yes I Shake My Ass Quite Well Thank You xP), BOYS!! BOYS!! BOYS!! (Oh Yes x]), Colored Hair (Like Black With Pink Or Blond x]), Horror Movies (Yay That Zombie Just Ripped That Dudes Chest Open! FAR OUT!), The Penis (Common Thye Are Like Perfect In Every Way!), Boys Who Sometimes Like To Take Control (Shhhhh Dun Tell!), Pirates Of The Caribbean xP, Cloudy Weather, Rainy Weather, Snowy Weather, Kissing In The Snow (:, Thunder Storms (Hehe Sexy), Making Profiles On Random Sites That I Most Likely Will NEVER Use xD, Laptop Computers, Gays, Your MOM (Lmao LAme I Know xD), Sex (I'm Totally Bottom ;]), Feets (Yes I Like Them, Weird? Eh Crappy On People Is Weird PISSING On People Is Weird Feet Are So NOT) etc.
What I HATE
Bad Smelling People (Bleh It's Called Deodorant!), Fake "Bisexuals" (Ok Look If Your Gay Don't Hide Under The Term "Bisexual" Unless You Will Literally Fuck A Girl In Her Vajajay And Fuck A Guy Then Your NOT Bisexual Ok?), HUGE PENISES! (They Can Be Very Painful o..o), Christian Pushers (God? LMAO Yeah Sure Ok If It Helps You Sleep Better At Night), Stoner's (Aka Pot Heads, Yeah When You Smoke It You Like Like A Fucking Moron), Chocolate (White Chocolate Is Orgasmic Though (:), Hannah Nebraska (Or Was It Montana? Maybe Louisiana? Who Gives A Shit), High School Musical (Burn It To The Ground Please! I'll Bring The Lighter Fluid You Bring The Matches!), The Disney Channel (Ugh Childish Much?), Tattoos (Some Are Ok), Alcohol (Its A Vile Drink That Turns Some Of The Best People Into Complete Fucking Morons), Screamo Music (Sorry But Screaming At The Top Of Your Lungs Isn't Music), Fakes (Just Because You Look Fucking Hideous Doesnt Give You The Right To Steal Good Looking Peoples Pictures You Fucking Douches!), People Who Diss The Spice Girls (Fuck You Haters Don't Make Me Go All Scary Spice On Your Ass!), Big Muscles (Muscles Are Ok But Not Total Body Builders Eeew), People Who Say "Oh Never Mind" (Fucking Tell Me You Betch!), People Who Don't Know You But Ask You Out Anyway (Like Hello? Who The Fuck Are You? At Least Get To Know Me More o..o), People Who Type Like This: H3Y wHaTs ^? (Go Back To School And Learn How To Type, Then We'll Talk), No Sense Of Humor (The Cow Goes Quack! Not Funny?.. Loser >..>), Majorly Sarcastic People (Sarcasm Gets Annoying So Dont Use It In A Negative Way Or I'll Eat Your Face Savvy?), People Who Are Like: You Have Black Hair OMG Your Emo! (-Slaps The Douche Bag- Not All Guys With Black Hair Are Emo You Fucking Moron!), Foreign Cars (Japan And The U.K Do Us All A Favor And Stop Selling Us Your Damn Cars! A Honda Civic? WTF? Do You Want To Look Like A Pathetic Bitch? Might As Well Dress Up Like A Fairy And Run Around Singing Tralalala And A Mini Cooper? Yea Ok If I Want To Look Like A Total Fag I'll Make Sure To Buy One), When My Ipod Freezes (Grrrr I Payed 200 Bucks For You Dammit!), When I Cant Log Into Msn (-cries-), Annoying People Who Just Don't Know When To STFU! (If I'm Watching A Movie And You Keep On Talking To Me Then Do Me A Favor And Go Lay On The Freeway), SEA FOOD (Ok I'm Sorry But Its Repulsive, Crab Legs? Thats Fucking Sick), People Who Say Eating Meat Is Bad (Ok Look I'm Sorry The Rest Of Us Dont Like Having A Salad As A Meal For Everything), Johobos Witnesses (If I See God I'll Call You Ok? I'll Tell Him You Said Hello Maybe Give You His Email), Math (3 Divided By The Sum Of The Tagent 4 Is Equivalent To The Decimal Of 8? WTF Is That Shit?! Yes Ok I'll Be Sure To Remember That), American Haters (Dun Hate Me Cause You Aint Me), High School (SO Over Rated), Headaches (All Hail The Mighty Aspirin!), Anyone Who Opposes Gay Marriage (How Sad Imagine If We Said Straight People Couldn't Get Married How Would You Feel Then?), Homophobes (What The Fuck Are You Guys Afraid Of Huh? Honestly Like We Have Any Interest In The Fact That You Like Pussy Uh.. Hello? GROSS! Fuck Off) Druggies (Like if Your A Drug User Then Get A life Please And Don't Bother Talking To Me), People Who Think All Us Emos Cut Our Wrists (Fuck Off Those Of You Who Think That! I've Never Cut My wrists And I Don't Plan To!) Um... More To Come Soon =]
hey, doing a favor 4 someone
so can u plz check out this band? i promised to help them get more publicity, so feel free to add them on myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/dwte
Dancing With The Enemy
Great band
im sorry if you get this comment more than once
can you plz repost this to as many ppl as you can????
thanx,
~*AnnaAnimosity*~