Just dropping by to wish you a wonderful day my friend Im off to work stressed out to the max but im going to try to remain optimistic just wanted to thank you for keeping me as a friend just wanted to let you know sorry i havent been sending alot of love i have sorta been out of it but im starting fresh today anyways enough with the rambling nonsense have a great f*&%ing day!!! xoxoxo Chris

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Treasure every moment that you have! Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

A professor at University of Montana was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"


She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."


The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class

"Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life."

"Just Because Someone Doesn't Love You The Way You Want Them To, Doesn't Mean They Don't Love You With All They Have"

What do you have when you have two balls in your hands?
A man's undivided attention.

Just a short note saying hi and thanks for being my friend. Im here to drop some daily page love and lunch money. I hope all is good with you and wanted to let you know im here if you need anything xoxo chris

Hi just a quick note to say thanks 4 being you and for being on my friends list thanks 4 keeping me as a cyber pal!!! took a little trip to clevland checked out the zoo the aquarium and the nightlife last night it was nice but my feet r tired glad to be laying on my couch now lol. hope you have a good one xoxo chris

hello friend im officially back to work im having a good day today im in the used car buisness and with the way the economy is with new cars my sales are up bigtime today i got 5 out so far hell yeah lol like you care jk!!! anyways thought i would share a little about me.. if ya want to know anything hit me up..last but not least i got a corny little joke 4 you.....What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. haha i know im easily amused. anyways i would like to thank my faithfull followers for your love also if your new to my friends list i send out flirts gifts what not with a raunchy sense of humor for your laughs only in no way are they meant to be offensive. I also ask for page views for 2 reasons the first and most important is for my charity on my page. and second for my popularity anyways have a great day!!

"What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a work of art in progress? Imagine that you are a Masterpiece unfolding, every second of every day, a work of art taking form with every breath."

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

If You Love Someone
Put Their Name
In A Circle Not A Heart,
A Heart Can Break
But A Circle Goes On Forever.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.