Former Vice-President For Lane Community College Black Student Union (BSU), Former Girl Scout Of America, Dean's List For Three Or Four Years, Former Member Of American Business Women Association, Former Member Of Mothers Of Preschoolers (MOPS).
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You support a good household, a good diet, a good education, and altogether wellbeing of your surroundings. You will be a very loving mother, who knows what is best for her children. You go, Mom!
You are an earth angel.You are very playful, and somtimes slow to respond to things, but always have natures best intrests at heart.You like light, and earthy colours and are great fun.You are slow to anger, and althouigh your anger can be intenst, it is never loud like a fires.
Loyalty and sincerity are the traits you hold near and dear and live to sustain. As a people pleaser, you tend to like a variety of toppings or options so that everyone will be happy with at least something. Though it's great to be easygoing and empathetic, make sure that people don't take your kindness for granted. If you want to add some meat or extra cheese to that pizza, don't let anyone stand in your way!
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A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."